deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

alxesi:

will.i.pm

graysea:

Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport

old sport

the-yolocaust:

who is tyler and what did he create

drarna:

i can’t wait for the sims 4 to ruin my life

buttduchess:

i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849

martinseptim:

beats by dr. phil

(Source: sadassassin)

k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

I’m that virgin that talks about fucking band members but in reality i get an anxiety attack when guys even make eye contact with me

rosdamn:

*joe jonas voice* oh how the tables have turned